Season 5

Family Guy
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Season 5

Stewie Loves Lois
Stewie Loves Lois
1
9/10/06

Stewie Loves Lois

Episode 1

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, September 10, 2006.
Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.
Mother Tucker
Mother Tucker
2
9/17/06

Mother Tucker

Episode 2

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, September 17, 2006.
Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio.
Hell Comes to Quahog
Hell Comes to Quahog
3
9/24/06

Hell Comes to Quahog

Episode 3

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, September 24, 2006.
After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.
Saving Private Brian
Saving Private Brian
4
11/5/06

Saving Private Brian

Episode 4

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, November 5, 2006.
Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.
Whistle While Your Wife Works
Whistle While Your Wife Works
5
11/12/06

Whistle While Your Wife Works

Episode 5

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, November 12, 2006.
When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't do it.
Prick Up Your Ears
Prick Up Your Ears
6
11/19/06

Prick Up Your Ears

Episode 6

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, November 19, 2006.
Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him.
Chick Cancer
Chick Cancer
7
11/26/06

Chick Cancer

Episode 7

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, November 26, 2006.
Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, so he decides to make his own movie with a plot based on every chick movie ever.
Barely Legal
Barely Legal
8
12/17/06

Barely Legal

Episode 8

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, December 17, 2006.
Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make the night pass, but ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force to help Brian.
Road to Rupert
Road to Rupert
9
1/28/07

Road to Rupert

Episode 9

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, January 28, 2007.
Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.
Peter's Two Dads
Peter's Two Dads
10
2/11/07

Peter's Two Dads

Episode 10

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, February 11, 2007.
After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk. They decide to play a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him. Realizing that he likes being spanked, Stewie does whatever he can to get into trouble.
The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
11
2/18/07

The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Episode 11

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, February 18, 2007.
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.
Airport '07
Airport '07
12
3/4/07

Airport '07

Episode 12

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, March 4, 2007.
Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to help him get his old job back. When the plan fails, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner.
Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey
Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey
13
3/11/07

Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey

Episode 13

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, March 11, 2007.
Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill inflicting bad influence on Peter. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter, upset that his wife would do this, tries to get back at Lois by having an affair of his own, but soon realizes that he loves her too much to do so. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian.
No Meals on Wheels
No Meals on Wheels
14
3/25/07

No Meals on Wheels

Episode 14

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, March 25, 2007.
The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local hangout for the police. However, things don't really turn out as hoped, and instead it begins to be popular with the handicapped. When Peter attempts to change the place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind.
Boys Do Cry
Boys Do Cry
15
4/29/07

Boys Do Cry

Episode 15

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, April 29, 2007.
Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.
No Chris Left Behind
No Chris Left Behind
16
5/6/07

No Chris Left Behind

Episode 16

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, May 6, 2007.
After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.
It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
17
5/13/07

It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

Episode 17

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, May 13, 2007.
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the "first lady" of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it.
Meet the Quagmires
Meet the Quagmires
18
5/20/07

Meet the Quagmires

Episode 18

Runtime : 22 minutes
This episode aired from Sunday, May 20, 2007.
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.

Cast (106)

Seth MacFarlane
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire / Tom Tucker (voice)
Alex Borstein
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Mike Henry
Mike Henry
Cleveland Brown (voice)
Ellen Albertini Dow
Ellen Albertini Dow
Elderly Woman (voice)
Adam West
Adam West
Adam West (voice)
David Boat
David Boat
Rupert (voice)
Phil LaMarr
Phil LaMarr
Judge / TV Announcer (voice)
Kevin Michael Richardson
Kevin Michael Richardson
Rerun (voice)
Lori Alan
Lori Alan
Diane Simmons / Girl (voice)
Alexandra Breckenridge
Alexandra Breckenridge
Girl #1 (voice)
Patrick Warburton
Patrick Warburton
Joe Swanson (voice)
Gore Vidal
Gore Vidal
Gore Vidal (voice)
Tamera Mowry-Housley
Tamera Mowry-Housley
Esther (voice)
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Thelma Griffin (voice)
Gedde Watanabe
Gedde Watanabe
Long Duk Dong (voice)
Wally Wingert
Wally Wingert
Man (voice)
Tara Strong
Tara Strong
Amy Grant (voice)
Phil LaMarr
Phil LaMarr
Ollie Williams (voice)
Max Burkholder
Max Burkholder
(voice)
Nicole Sullivan
Nicole Sullivan
(voice)
H. Jon Benjamin
H. Jon Benjamin
Carl (voice)
David Boat
David Boat
Alex the Lion / Richard Gere (voice)
Fred Tatasciore
Fred Tatasciore
Parker Fennelly (voice)
Carrie Fisher
Carrie Fisher
Angela (voice)
Louis Gossett Jr.
Louis Gossett Jr.
Drill Sargent (voice)
Stacey Scowley
Stacey Scowley
(voice)
Samm Levine
Samm Levine
Joey (voice)
Enn Reitel
Enn Reitel
(voice)
Phil LaMarr
Phil LaMarr
Muddy Waters (voice)
Rachael MacFarlane
Rachael MacFarlane
Madonna (voice)
Fred Tatasciore
Fred Tatasciore
(voice)
Robert Costanzo
Robert Costanzo
Danny DeVito (voice)
Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore
Jillian Russell (voice)
Audrey Wasilewski
Audrey Wasilewski
Rhea Perlman / Bimbo #3 (voice)
Mindy Cohn
Mindy Cohn
Natalie Green (voice)
Lauren Conrad
Lauren Conrad
Lauren Conrad (voice)
David Boat
David Boat
Richard Gere (voice)
Lizzy Caplan
Lizzy Caplan
Woman Arguing With Quagmire (voice)
Jeff Bergman
Jeff Bergman
Victor (voice)
Alexandra Breckenridge
Alexandra Breckenridge
Sassy (voice)
Rachael MacFarlane
Rachael MacFarlane
Olivia (voice)
Garrett Morris
Garrett Morris
Garrett Morris
Natasha Melnick
Natasha Melnick
Ruth Cochamer (voice)
Kerrigan Mahan
Kerrigan Mahan
(voice)
Alexandra Breckenridge
Alexandra Breckenridge
Patty (voice)
Lisa Wilhoit
Lisa Wilhoit
Connie D'Amico / Beth (voice)
Chris Sheridan
Chris Sheridan
Deep Sea Trainer #1 / Emperor Palpatine (voice)
Tom Kenny
Tom Kenny
SpongeBob SquarePants (archive sound) (uncredited)
George Wendt
George Wendt
Norm Peterson (voice)
Rob Lowe
Rob Lowe
Stanford Cordray (voice)
Dave Wittenberg
Dave Wittenberg
(voice)
Connor Trinneer
Connor Trinneer
(voice)
Bill Fagerbakke
Bill Fagerbakke
Patrick Star (archive sound) (uncredited)
Audrey Wasilewski
Audrey Wasilewski
(voice)
Ted McGinley
Ted McGinley
Helicopter Rental Agent (voice)
Max Burkholder
Max Burkholder
Little Boy (voice)
Stephen Stanton
Stephen Stanton
Chrone (voice)
Phil LaMarr
Phil LaMarr
Tourist at Gettysberg (voice)
Charles Durning
Charles Durning
Francis Griffin (voice)
Keir Gilchrist
Keir Gilchrist
Kyle (voice)
Mike Barker
Mike Barker
(voice)
Michael Clarke Duncan
Michael Clarke Duncan
Fozzie Bear (voice)
Chris Cox
Chris Cox
Randy Fulcher (voice)
Rachael MacFarlane
Rachael MacFarlane
Britney Spears (voice)
Chris Sheridan
Chris Sheridan
Horse #1 (voice)
Beth Littleford
Beth Littleford
(voice)
Alec Sulkin
Alec Sulkin
Man (voice)
Jeff Bergman
Jeff Bergman
(voice)
Hugh Hefner
Hugh Hefner
Hugh Hefner (voice)
Mark Hentemann
Mark Hentemann
George (voice)
Phil LaMarr
Phil LaMarr
Customer / Ollie Williams / TV Announcer (voice)
Rachael MacFarlane
Rachael MacFarlane
(voice)
Roy Scheider
Roy Scheider
Roy Scheider
Conway Twitty
Conway Twitty
Conway Twitty (archive footage)
Ben Stiller
Ben Stiller
Ben Stiller (voice) (uncredited)
Patrick Stewart
Patrick Stewart
Peter Griffin with the vocal chords of Patrick Stewart (voice)
Keith Ferguson
Keith Ferguson
(voice)
Alec Sulkin
Alec Sulkin
Jim Brady (voice)
Chris Cox
Chris Cox
Man (voice)
John G. Brennan
John G. Brennan
Mort Goldman (voice)
Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall
Duke Dillon (voice)
Kirker Butler
Kirker Butler
(voice)
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert Gottfried
Horse (voice)
Alexandra Breckenridge
Alexandra Breckenridge
Emcee (voice)
Mark Hentemann
Mark Hentemann
Texan Clerk (voice)
Ralph Garman
Ralph Garman
Various (voice)
Josh Radnor
Josh Radnor
Ted Mosby (voice)
Tara Strong
Tara Strong
(voice)
Neil Patrick Harris
Neil Patrick Harris
Barney Stinson (voice)
Alec Sulkin
Alec Sulkin
Slave / Thomas Jefferson (voice)
Phil LaMarr
Phil LaMarr
(voice)
Don Most
Don Most
Donny Most (voice)
Keith Olbermann
Keith Olbermann
Bob Grossbeard (voice)
Keith Ferguson
Keith Ferguson
Jimmy Smits (voice)
Jackson Douglas
Jackson Douglas
Jason Voorhees (voice)
Fred Tatasciore
Fred Tatasciore
Undecided Voter (voice)
Phil LaMarr
Phil LaMarr
The Screaming Black Dolphins (voice)
Gary Cole
Gary Cole
Principal Shepherd (voice)
Masam Holden
Masam Holden
Lake (voice)
Beth Littleford
Beth Littleford
Jane Jetson (voice)
Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Death (voice)
Will Sasso
Will Sasso
(voice)
Jeff Bergman
Jeff Bergman
Joe Piscopo (voice)
Alec Sulkin
Alec Sulkin
Blue Ghost / Judd Nelson / Chicken's Friend (voice)
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