Gilbert Gottfried
Strange Man
Gabriel Barre
Floyd
Tommy Bayiokos
Police Lineup Mob Boss
David Brown
Mel
Brent Crawford
Cop
Vincent De Paul
Ryan Toddsworth
Viola Harris
Ida
Peter Linari
Oscar
Archie MacGregor
Artie
Lou Martini Jr.
Virgil
Jesus Ruiz
Man #2
Irma St. Paule
Edith
Brian Anthony Wilson
Willy
Laura Lockwood
Woman #2
Andrea Barnes
Linda
Delancey Birzin
Student
Nolan Carley
Cy
Josh Carpenter
Swimmer
Barbara Christabella
Lulu
Lynn Clayton
Nurse
Vivienne Cooke
Stella
Monique Corey
Woman in Nursing Home
Artie Flecher
Sal
Nat Halprin
Waldo
Michael David Mantell
Frank
Marko
Pornshop Clerk
Adam Mastrelli
Guy #2
Hamilton Meadows
Garber
Cody Melton
Bathroom Pick Pocket Victim
Chiko Mendez
Swimmer
Yoshio Mita
Allergist
Debra Pitkin
Blood Bank Attendant
Laurie Rosenvald
Temp Agency Woman
Todd S. Ross
Bum
Joe Rydzewski
Interviewer
Charles Sammarco
Rod
Stanley Allen Sherman
Hypnotist
Kenny Williams
Grover
Jennifer Wren
Sexy Lifeguard
Aristedes Philip DuVal
Sperm Bank Man (uncredited)