Jim Henson
Kermit the Frog / Rowlf / Dr. Teeth / Waldorf / Swedish Chef / Ernie / Granny / Horse & Carriage Rider / Link Hogthrob / The Newsman (voice)
Frank Oz
Miss Piggy / Fozzie / Animal / Bert / Cookie Monster / Ocean Breeze Soap Board Member / Sam the Eagle (voice)
Dave Goelz
Gonzo / Chester - Rat / Bill - Frog / Zoot / Beauregard / Dog / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Penguin (voice)
Steve Whitmire
Rizzo the Rat / Gill - Frog / Baby Kermit / Chicken / College Student in Audience / Dog / Lew Zealand (voice)
Jerry Nelson
Camilla / Lew Zealand / Floyd / Bear / Chicken / Crazy Harry / Dog / Dr. Julias Strangepork / Granny / Penguin / Pops / The Count (voice)
Juliana Donald
Jenny
Lonny Price
Ronnie
Louis Zorich
Pete
Art Carney
Bernard Crawford
James Coco
Mr. Skeffington
Dabney Coleman
Martin Price
Gregory Hines
Rollerskater
Linda Lavin
Kermit's Doctor
Joan Rivers
Perfume Saleswoman
Elliott Gould
Cop in Pete's
Liza Minnelli
Self
Brooke Shields
Customer in Pete's
Frances Bergen
Leonard Winesop's Receptionist
Ed Koch
Self (as The Honorable Edward I. Koch)
John Landis
Leonard Winesop
Kathryn Mullen
Jill the Frog (voice)
Karen Prell
Yolanda the Rat / Frank the Dog / Helpful Woman in Park (voice)
Brian Muehl
Tatooey the Rat / Bear / Dog (voice)
David Rudman
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Martin P. Robinson
Additional Muppet Performer / College Student in Audience / Bear
Gates McFadden
Mr. Price's Secretary
Alice Spivak
Costumer in Pete's
John Eric Bentley
Train Conductor
Ron Foster
Man in Winesop's Office
Michael Hirsch
Man in Winesop's Office
Vic Polizos
Construction Worker
Kenneth McGregor
Construction Worker
Paul Stolarsky
Aquacade Announcer
Mary Kay Adams
Woman in Crawford's Office
Michael Bertolini
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Cheryl Blaylock
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Fran Brill
Additional Muppet Performer / News Reporter (voice)
Ralph Cole Jr.
Roller Skater
Faz Fazakas
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Brian Henson
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Heather Henson
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Rollie Krewson
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
David Lazer
Customer at Sardi's
Ronn Lucas
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Sonia Manzano
Customer at Sardi's
Antone Pagán
Customer in Diner
Thomas E. van Dell
Theatre Patron
Catherine Scorsese
Extra (uncredited)
Charles Scorsese
Extra (uncredited)
Richard Hunt
Scooter / Statler / Janice / Beaker / Dog (voice)
Vincent Sardi Jr.
Self
Bruce Edward Hall
Masterson the Rat / Beth Bear (voice)
James J. Kroupa
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Melissa Whitmire
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Michael Earl
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Glenngo King
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Tim de Haas
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Cheryl Bartholow
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Steve Burnett
College Student
Mary Lou Harris
College Student
Joanne Hamlin
Woman in Price's Office
Hector Troy
First Cop
Norman Bush
Second Cop
Nancy Kirsch
Screaming Woman
Dorothy Baxter
Elevator Passenger
Stephen Sherrard Hicks
Elevator Passenger
Susan Miller-Kovens
Elevator Passenger
Sinead Maguire
Elevator Passenger
Trisha Noel
Elevator Passenger
Chet Washington
Construction Worker
Graham Brown
Mr. Wrightson
James Bryson
Customer in Pete's
Chico Kasindir
Customer in Pete's
Viola Borden
Bingo Caller
Maree Dow
Woman in Bleachers
Don Quigley
Man in Bleachers
Michael Connolly
Maitre D' at Sardi's
Wade Barnes
Customer at Sardi's
Ruth Button
Customer at Sardi's
Lee-Ann Carr
Customer at Sardi's
Richard DuBois
Customer at Sardi's
Diana Hayes
Customer at Sardi's
Jane Hunt
Customer at Sardi's
Jacqueline Page
Customer at Sardi's
Harriet Rawlings
Customer at Sardi's
Milton Seaman
Customer at Sardi's
Gary Tacon
Thief in Central Park
Joe Jamrog
Cop in Central Park
Mark Marrone
Chauffeur
Cyril Jenkins
The Minister
Robert Armin
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Peter Baird
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Jeff Breslauer
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Edward G. Christie
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Charles Francis Corbett
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Joel Leder
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Todd Stockman
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Gabriel Velez
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Caroly Wilcox
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Jim Martin
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Lori Randolph
The blonde little girl Gonzo's water park show (uncredited)
