Nicolas Cage
Jack Singer
Sarah Jessica Parker
Betsy / Donna
James Caan
Tommy Korman
Pat Morita
Mahi Mahi
Johnny Williams
Johnny Sandwich
John Capodice
Sally Molars
Robert Costanzo
Sidney Tomashefsky
Anne Bancroft
Bea Singer
Peter Boyle
Chief Orman
Burton Gilliam
Roy
Brent Hinkley
Vern
Dean Hallo
Lyle
Seymour Cassel
Tony Cataracts
Keone Young
Eddie Wong
Ben Stein
Walter
Teddy Bergman
David
Angela Pietropinto
School Parent
Tony Shalhoub
Buddy Walker
Bruno Mars
Little Elvis (as Bruno Hernandez)
Jerry Tarkanian
Sid Feder
Danny Kamekona
Niko
John McMahon
Chris
Lisa Ann Poggi
Laura
Tiiu Leek
Anchorwoman
Joanna Lipari
JFK Agent
Captain Haggerty
Businessman
Sly Smith
Hotel Guard
Johnny Lawson
Elvis Impersonator
