Die nackte Kanone

Leslie Nielsen

Lt. Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley

Jane Spencer

Ricardo Montalban

Vincent Ludwig

George Kennedy

Capt. Ed Hocken

O.J. Simpson

Det. Nordberg

Susan Beaubian

Mrs. Wilma Nordberg

Nancy Marchand

Mayor

Raye Birk

Pahpshmir

Jeannette Charles

Queen Elizabeth II

Ed Williams

Ted Olsen

Tiny Ron

Al

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al'

Winifred Freedman

Stephanie

Joe Grifasi

Foreman

Lorali Hart

Woman On Ledge

Nicholas Worth

Thug #1

Ronald G. Joseph

Thug #27

Charlotte Zucker

Dominique

Tom Dugan

Drug Dealer #2

Burton Zucker

Photographer

Charles Gherardi

Khomeini

Prince Hughes

Idi Amin

Reggie Jackson

Angel Right Fielder

Lawrence Tierney

Angels Manager

Dick Vitale

Baseball Announcer

Dick Enberg

Baseball Announcer

Jim Palmer

Baseball Announcer

Joyce Brothers

Baseball Announcer

Mallory Sandler

Nurse

Jeff Wright

"Mr. Pallazzo! Would you come with me?"

Mark Holton

"It's Enrico Pallazzo!"

John Houseman

Driving Instructor (uncredited)

Brinke Stevens

Brunette Woman in Showers (uncredited)

Jesse Ventura

Baseball Announcer (uncredited)

Leslie Maier

'Weird Leslie'

Tony Brafa

Enrico Pallazzo

Doris Hess

Nurse #2

Larry Pines

Drug Dealer #1

David Katz

Arafat

Robert LuJane

Khadafi

David Lloyd Austin

Gorbachev

Ken Minyard

Ken (voice)

Robert Arthur

Bob (voice)

Greg Breslau

Man Deleted from Fireworks Scene

Sharon Breslau

Woman Deleted from Fireworks Scene

Michael J. Montes

Angel Shortstop

Charles Fick

Angel Catcher

Hank Robinson

First Base Umpire

Joe West

Third Base Umpire

Jay Johnstone

Seattle First Up

Randy Harvey

Angels Pitcher

Brett Bartlett

Seattle Centerfielder

Dennis Packer

Baseball P.A. Announcer

Mel Allen

Baseball Announcer

Curt Gowdy

Baseball Announcer

Tim McCarver

Baseball Announcer

Don Woodard

"There he is!"

Christopher J. Keene

"Please disperse, Please disperse."

Mary Norman

"Here, you can use my radio mike."

Susan Breslau

"Hey, look out!"

Rick Seaman

"Ya dumb broad!"

Fredric Arnold

"Hey! What's the meaning of this?"

Ron Tank

Reporter

Edwina Moore

Usher

Jim Smith

"Sorry, fellas."

Jane Couris

"You killed him!"