Corey Feldman
Sam
Corey Haim
Dave
Robert Mandan
Hemlock
Maureen Flannigan
Sonja
Demetra Hampton
Alex
Geoffrey Lewis
Rex Carver
Milton Selzer
Irv
John William Young
Norm
Chris Barnes
Bob
Michael Ralph
Flash
Tony Longo
Rob
Zelda Rubinstein
Old Hermit
Patrick Labyorteaux
Young Hemlock
Roger Clinton, Jr.
Gino
Kevin West
Dorky Man
Larry Gelman
Gus
Eric Edwards
Morgan Poundage #1
Veralyn Venezio
Hemlock's Assistant
Brandy Ledford
Mermaid
Tanya Lemani George
Belly Dancer
Eda Reiss Merin
Ida
Marji Martin
Betty
Dominick Brascia
Chef / Bosun Jack
Jennifer Thompson Taylor
Morgan Poundage #2
Matt Terzian
Order Taker
Leo Garcia
Bus Boy
Reed Anthony
Young Rex
Jane Swofford
Bag Lady
Yamuna McAlphine
Mermaid
Sharon Takeshita
Female Rocker
Matthew Berbeck
Male Rocker
Lisa McDaniel
Big Breasted Lady
Jan Angelino
Lady Pirate
Peter Waldman
Terrorist
David Garrett
Doctor
Rhonda Miller
Choking Woman
John Koth
Hockey Player
