Michael McKean
Adult Jack Twiller
Josie Bissett
Lily
Beau Dremann
Angelo Gabooch
John Cameron Mitchell
Floyd
Keith Coogan
Crutch Kane
Tricia Leigh Fisher
Gina Gabooch
Danny Nucci
Spider Bomboni
Lewis Arquette
Mr. Malloy
Anna Berger
Mama Gabooch
Chris Young
Jack Twiller
John Achorn
Mr. Joe Twiller
Jill Jaress
Mrs. Kitty Twiller
Michael Cavalieri
Ubaldini
