Chevy Chase
Dusty Bottoms
Steve Martin
Lucky Day
Martin Short
Ned Nederlander
Alfonso Arau
El Guapo
Tony Plana
Jefe
Patrice Martinez
Carmen
Jorge Cervera Jr.
Bandito #1
Kai Wulff
German
Jon Lovitz
Morty
Joe Mantegna
Harry Flugleman
Gene Hartline
Silent Movie Bandito
Phil Hartman
Sam
Tino Insana
Studio Guard
Craig Berenson
Telegram Delivery Boy
Norbert Weisser
German's Friend
Brian Thompson
German's Other Friend
Hector Elias
Pedro
Betty Carvalho
Mama Sanchez
Dyana Ortelli
Juanita
Humberto Ortiz
Pablo
Jeff O'Haco
Bandito #3
Loyda Ramos
Conchita
Randy Newman
Singing Bush (voice)
Rebecca Ferratti
Hot Señorita
Brinke Stevens
Silent Movie Actress (uncredited)
Abel Franco
Papa Sanchez
Fred Asparagus
Bartender
Philip Gordon
Rodrigo
Michael Wren
Cowboy
William B. Kaplan
Silent Movie Bandito
Sophia Lamour
Silent Movie Senorita
Santos Morales
Telegrapher
Joshua Gallegos
Bar Patron (as Josh Gallegos)
Hector Morales
Carlos
Benita Andre
Rosita
Candy Castillo
Bandito #2
Carl La Fong
Tortoise
