Phil Daniels
Billy the Kid
Alun Armstrong
Maxwell Randall, The Green Baize Vampire
Bruce Payne
T.O, The One
Don Henderson
The Wednesday Man
Eve Ferret
Mrs Randall
Louise Gold
Miss Sullivan
Richard Ridings
Egyptian
Trevor Laird
Floyd
Danny Webb
TV Director
Caroline Quentin
Chorus
Sarah Crowden
Trevor Cooper
Zoot Money
Supersonic Sam
Neil McCaul
Big Jack Jay
David Foxxe
The Spooke
Johnny Dennis
Referee
George Rossi
Chrissie Cotterill
Elizabeth Heery