Rodney Dangerfield
Monty Capuletti
Joe Pesci
Nicky Cerone
Geraldine Fitzgerald
Mrs. Monahan
Candice Azzara
Rose Capuletti (as Candy Azzara)
Val Avery
Louie the Bartender
Tom Noonan
Paddy
Taylor Negron
Julio
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Allison Capuletti
Jeffrey Jones
Clive Barlow
Tom Ewell
Scrappleton
Jeff Altman
Bill Jones (as Jeffrey Altman)
Kimberly McArthur
Ginger Jones
Paul Herman
Bar Owner
Mary Pat Gleason
Party Mother
Angela Pietropinto
Party Mother
Harsh Nayyar
Dr. Vindaldo
Frank Vincent
Mobster Dressed in Trenchcoat
Nick Vallelonga
Singing Wedding Party Guest
Walt Gorney
Monahan's Security Guard
Arch Johnson
Vendor at Armory
Lili Haydn
Belinda Capuletti
David Vasquez
Hector
Frank Simpson
Father McIntyre
Dennis Blair
Fashion Critic / Old Dying Man
Steve Szucs
Bar Fly
Jennifer Dana Giangrasso
Birthday Girl
