Zach Galifianakis
George
Judy Greer
Michelle
Mía Maestro
Charisma
Missi Pyle
Sahra
James Le Gros
Julieen
D.W. Moffett
Jeffers
Chris Coppola
Todd
Fay Masterson
Cindy
Matthew Glave
Rodger
Nancy De Mayo
Maddie
Pat Cashman
Bern Goodman
Lowell Deo
TV Reporter
John Keister
Dr. Knob
Toan Le
Fellow Tunt
John Paulsen
Steve
Andrew Tribolini
NAC Man
Tanya Memme
Field Reporter - Bern's Death
Ryan McCann
Mack Luster
Anthony L. Fuller Jr.
Missionary #2
Joe Rosati
Jeffers Agent #1
Mycol Comolli
Jeffers Agent #2
Dale Bowers
TV Couple Man
Juba T. Drake
Howard
Damon LeGarde
Preacher Moon
John LoPresti
US President
Aubrey Morris
Old Man Jeffers
Matt Thomas
Joseph The Painter
Angela Adto