Tim Allen
Eliot Arnold
Rene Russo
Anna Herk
Omar Epps
Seitz
Dennis Farina
Henry Desalvo
Ben Foster
Matt Arnold
Janeane Garofalo
Monica Romero
Jason Lee
Puggy
Heavy D
Greer
Tom Sizemore
Snake
Stanley Tucci
Arthur Herk
Johnny Knoxville
Eddie
Zooey Deschanel
Jenny Herk
Patrick Warburton
Walter Kramitz
Jack Kehler
Leonard
Sofía Vergara
Nina
Michael McShane
Bruce
Andy Richter
Jack/Ralph Pendick
Daniel London
John
Lars Arentz-Hansen
Leo
DJ Qualls
Andrew
Cullen Douglas
Captain Justin Hobart
Jonathan Kasdan
Jack Pendick Trainee
Ian Marioles
Editorial Assistant
David Koepp
Annoyed Sports Radio Host (voice)
Barry Sonnenfeld
Confused Sports Radio Call In (voice)
Jay Rasumny
Courier #1
Antoni Corone
William Spaulding
Siobhan Fallon Hogan
Fly by Air Ticket Agent
Gloria Laino
Airport X-Ray Operator
Carmen López
Airport Stern Security Woman
Marc Macaulay
Arch Ridley
James Martin Kelly
Geo Salesman
Sid Raymond
Retiree #2
Jody Wilson
Retiree #3
Martha Stewart
Herself
Deborah Smith Ford
Bag Lady (uncredited)
Flip Schultz
Co-Pilot Jan Vigushin
Patrick Mickler
Cigar Buddy
Gerald Owens
Cigar Buddy
Mitchell Carrey
Cigar Buddy
Nathalie Latronico
Heather Weintraub
Philip Nolen
Deeber
Ruben Gomez
Courier #2
Kava Stewartson
Sour Airport Security
Mark Salem
Fly By Air Baggage Handler
Renato Campilongo
Gang Leader
Dave Corey
Cellmate Dwight
Selma Cipes
Retiree #1
Maurice Alvey
Retiree #4
Mia Finnegan
Aerobics Announcer (voice)
Eric Geller
Aerobics Announcer (voice)
Paul Barth
Airline Pilot
