John Cusack
Ivan Alexeev
Tim Robbins
Josh Tager
Mary Crosby
Samantha Gregory
Clu Gulager
Norman Mart
Katy Boyer
Belinda Mart
Jessica Walter
Kay Mart
Susan Tyrrell
Nikki Morton
Doug McClure
Sid Tager
Connie Stevens
June Tager
King Cotton
Roscoe
Don Cornelius
Mo Fuzz
Bobcat Goldthwait
Get Rich Quick Guy
Lyle Alzado
You'll Never Make It In Show Biz guy
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Himself
Jello Biafra
FBI Man
Courtney Love
Norman's Spanker (uncredited)
Stiv Bators
Dick Slammer
Xander Berkeley
Ricky Fell
Danny Epper
Pimply Guard
Ebbe Roe Smith
Mr. G.
Keith Joe Dick
Mr. B.
Lee Arenberg
Norton
Rocky Giordani
Hitman #1
John Marshall Jones
Hitman #2
John Durbin
Hitman #3
Milton Selzer
Merlin Hinkle
Zander Schloss
Heavy Metal Fan
Jo Harvey Allen
Madame Olga
Sy Richardson
Bartender
Coati Mundi
Bald Executive
Martha Quinn
RVTV-VJ
John Fleck
Critic #1
Jello Biafra
FBI Man #1
Scott St. James
News Reporter
Ted Nugent
Rock Star
Doug E. Fresh
Record Executive
Michael Nesmith
Water Man
Jennifer Balgobin
Calypso Dancer
Slavitza Jovan
Tish
Jeannine Bisignano
Foxy Extra
David Anthony Higgins
Visual Aplomb
Steve Higgins
Visual Aplomb
Jim Ward
Dutch Reagan (voice)
James Strong
Young Swanky Modes
Sam Moore
Billy Diamond
Junior Walker
Lester Diamond
Brian James
The Blender Children
Patrick O'Neill
Student Journalist
Bob McLean
FBI Man #2
Tiiu Leek
News Anchor
Ed Pansullo
Video Protector
Steve McCambridge
Window Washer
Michael Franco
T-Shirt Vendor
John Lykes
Body Buddy
Peter McCarthy
Menudo Fan
Joe Cosentino
Stu Beaumont
Dan Blom
Cube Squared
Billy Ferrick
Cube Squared
Thomas Persson
Cube Squared
Angelo Moore
Ranchbone
