Jesse Eisenberg
Bobby Dorfman
Kristen Stewart
Vonnie Sybil
Steve Carell
Phil Stern
Blake Lively
Veronica Hayes
Parker Posey
Rad Taylor
Corey Stoll
Ben Dorfman
Jeannie Berlin
Rose Dorfman
Ken Stott
Marty Dorfman
Anna Camp
Candy
Paul Schneider
Steve
Stephen Kunken
Leonard
Sari Lennick
Evelyn Dorfman
Tony Sirico
Vito
Sheryl Lee
Karen Stern
Richard Portnow
Walt
Woody Allen
Narrator (voice)
Todd Weeks
Oscar
Paul Schackman
Al
Jodi Carlisle
Maid
Laurel Griggs
Evelyn's Daughter
Saul Stein
Ben's Hood
Craig Walker
Ben's Hood
Gabriel Millman
Ben's Hood
Edward James Hyland
Bobby's Neighbor
John Doumanian
Bartender
Brendan Burke
Joe
Don Stark
Sol
Gregg Binkley
Mike
Anthony DiMaria
Howard
Shae D'Lyn
Carlotta
Steve Routman
School Principal
William H. Burns
Policeman
Lev Gorn
Eddie
Steve Rosen
Louis
Kaili Vernoff
Fur Lady
Douglas McGrath
Norman
David Pittu
Roger
Taylor Carr
Rosalind
Rob Joseph Leonard
Mr. Rhinebeck
Lauren Susan
Mrs. Rhinebeck
Courtney C. Clark
Mrs. Rhinebeck's Sister
Debra Lord Cooke
Suzy Bancroft
Maurice Sonnenberg
Count Van Goren
Elissa Piszel
Countess Van Goren
Sebastian Tillinger
Craig Bennett
Bettina Bilger
Gloria Bennett
Kelly Rohrbach
(uncredited)
Raymond Franza
Joe's Kidnapper
Michael Elian
Joe's Kidnapper
Stephen DeRosa
Maître d'
Armen Garo
Marvin
Tom Kemp
Man at Bar
Katrine Hoyt
Club Patron (uncredited)
Tyler Reid
Young Ben
William Benvanides
Tony
Kat Edmonson
Les Tropiques Singer
Rob Ashkenas
Buddy Winslow Fain
Pedro Chomnalez
Norton Lockerbee
Kaylyn Sanchez
Cherry Grace
Paul Hummel
Mr. Remsen
Cecelia Riddett
Mrs. Remsen
Nick Plakias
Father Brolian
