Luke Wilson
Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers / "Not Sure"
Maya Rudolph
Rita
Dax Shepard
Frito Pendejo
Terry Crews
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Anthony 'Citric' Campos
Secretary of Defense
David Herman
Secretary of State
Robert Musgrave
Sgt. Keller
Michael McCafferty
Officer Collins
Justin Long
Dr. Lexus
Patrick Fischler
Yuppie Husband
Darlene Hunt
Yuppie Wife
Valerie Posas
New Slutty Girl
Andrew Wilson
Beef Supreme
Turk Pipkin
Guy at Costco
Heather Kafka
Woman at Carl's Jr.
Christopher M. Campos
Congressman #1
Randal Reeder
Secret Service Thug
Scarface
Upgrayedd
Brendan Hill
Secretary of Energy
Thomas Haden Church
Brawndo CEO
Derek Southers
Male Newscaster
Lidia Porto
Female Reporter
Gregory Kelly
Stadium Guard
Greg Pitts
Cameraman
Mitch Baker
Doctor
Chris Warner
Cop at Costco
Sara Rue
Attorney General (uncredited)
Heath Allyn
Prisoner (uncredited)
Tom Kenny
Computer Voice (uncredited)
Steve Powers
Townsperson (uncredited)
Stephen Root
Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)
Ava Knighten Santana
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Kati Sharp
Townsperson (uncredited)
Gary Teague
Townsperson (uncredited)
Caitlin Wehrle
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Spencer Kayden
Miss Claypool (uncredited)
Sonny Castillo
Prosecutor
Kevin McAfee
Bailiff
Christopher Ryan
Hospital Technician
Heath Jones
Cop #1
Eli Muñoz
Horny Guy
Ryan Ransdell
Trashy Guy
Melissa Sweet
Slutty Girl
Wes Davis
Trashy Teen Jock
Mark Tuner
Officer
Kevin Klee
Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)
John Dodson
Additional Officer
Melissa Espinales
Counter Woman
Joseph Cheatham
Doctor in Waiting Room
Jason Schaefer
Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter
Richard Reeder
Prison Guard #2
Lawrence Castillo
Prison Guard #3
Roman Ramos
Congressman #2
Melissa Dawn
Female Newscaster
Jason Konopisos-Alvarez
Cop at Government Center
Daniel Smith
Control Room Director
Lonnie Nelson
Trapped Man
Danny Cochran
Secretary of Education
Marcos Martinez Rios
Secret Service Thug #2
Earl Mann
Narrator (voice)
Evan Miller
Charles Chaplin (uncredited)
Erik Anderson
Angry Court Member (uncredited)
Jason Bohn
Hospital Patient (uncredited)
Glori Renee Euwer
Museum Visitor (uncredited)
Evelyn Hurley
One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)
Max Kruemcke
Townsperson (uncredited)
T.J. McFarland
Old Man (uncredited)
Jesse Medeles
Peterson (uncredited)
James Moreno
Front Row Juror (uncredited)
Dan Murphy
Congressman (uncredited)
Lainie Safady
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Michael Sorrells
Party Guest (uncredited)
Curtis Wayne
Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)
Heath Young
Townsperson (uncredited)
Samantha Inoue Harte
Juror (uncredited)
