Greta Gerwig
Violet Wister
Lio Tipton
Lily
Megalyn Echikunwoke
Rose
Carrie MacLemore
Heather
Ryan Metcalf
Frank
Jermaine Crawford
Jimbo
Caitlin FitzGerald
Priss
Zach Woods
Rick DeWolfe
Nick Blaemire
Freak Astaire
Aubrey Plaza
Depressed Debbie
Hugo Becker
Xavier
Meredith Hagner
Alice
Adam Brody
Fred Packenstacker / Charlie Walker
Billy Magnussen
Thor
Aja Naomi King
Positive Polly
Alia Shawkat
Mad Madge
Shinnerrie Jackson
Sharise
Taylor Nichols
Professor Black
Carolyn Farina
Carolina Antonucci
Domenico D'Ippolito
Complainer Student
Joe Coots
Barman
Cortez Nance Jr.
Groundskeeper
Jordanna Drazin
Emily Tweeter