Shane McDermott
Mitchell Goosen
Seth Green
Wiley
Brittney Powell
Nikki
Chris Conrad
Jack
Edie McClurg
Aunt Irene
Patrick Thomas O'Brien
Uncle Louis
Alanna Ubach
Gloria
Jacob Vargas
Snake
Daniel Betances
Tony Banducci
Jim Jansen
Mr. Goosen
Louan Gideon
Mrs. Goosen
Jack Black
Augie
Chick Hearn
Basketball Announcer
David Betances
Mark Banducci
William Debord
Snakes Gang
