Artie Lange
Artie DeVanzo
Ralph Macchio
Maz
Cara Buono
Linda
Anthony DeSando
Dennis Mangenelli
Jimmy Palumbo
Johnny Trinno
Joe Lo Truglio
Dave
Jerry Minor
Tim
Seymour Cassel
Dirt
Elizabeth Regen
Gina
Maddie Corman
Marilyn
Daniel Tay
Max
Louis Lombardi
Police Chief Gugliamino
Laurie Metcalf
Artie's Mom
Tina Fey
Front Desk Girl
Charlene Biton
Slap in the Face Hooker
Nick Di Paolo
Police Officer (Cousin Mickey)
Jim Breuer
Football Guy
Jim Florentine
Barlucci Catcher (Crispino)
Frank Pellegrino
Gina's Father
Todd Barry
Creepy Guy Down the Shore
Richard Duva
Ed's Bar & Swill Player
Joseph R. Gannascoli
Giusuppe Primavera (uncredited)
Matthew Gumley
Tommy
Keisha
Pitching Machine
Nathalie Walker
Hooker #3
Michael Deeg
Alfonse
Lauren Hugnou
Hooker #1
Maria Javier
Hooker #2
Dana Lorge
Gina's Mom
