Larry the Cable Guy
Larry
Bill Engvall
Bill
DJ Qualls
Everett
Christina Moore
Karen
Danny Trejo
Carlos Santana
Keith David
Sgt. Kilgore
Jeff Dunham
Amazing Ken
Ed O'Ross
Victor
Michael Papajohn
Bill's Neighbor
Marisol Nichols
Maria
Glenn Morshower
General
Michael Rose
Sgt. Major
Lorna Scott
Woman at Cowboy Frank's
Parker Goris
Bill's Boy
Lisa Lampanelli
Connie
Lance Smith
Sgt. Adams
Bill Doyle
Colonel
McKinley Freeman
Airborne Soldier
Joel McKinnon Miller
Pilot
Chris Spencer
Co-Pilot
Alejandro Patiño
Juan
Luis Chávez
Carlos
David DeSantos
Bandito #3 Ricardo
Nicholas Guilak
Luis
Toby Holguin
Bandito #1
Jimmy Ortega
Bandito #2
Albert P. Santos
Flaco
Emilio Rivera
Jorge
Shelly Desai
Farmer
Tony Perez
Mayor
Danielle Hartnett
Senorita Magdalena
Carlos Moreno Jr.
Jaime
Rolando Molina
Bartender
Joe Nuñez
Ruben
Esteban Cueto
El Javelina
Thomas Rosales Jr.
Bandito Guard
Matt Riedy
Colonel Dalton
Amy Powell
Anchorwoman
