Charlie Sheen
James McGregor
Michael Halsey
Inspector Balantine
Ivana Miličević
Gwen Turner
Stephen McCole
George Statler Jr.
Gary Lewis
Wallace
Ian Hanmore
Theodore Symes
Zoë Eeles
Nurse
Dave Anderson
Capt. Moore
Rab Affleck
Chaperoning Officer
Phil McCall
George Statler Sr.
Stephen Docherty
Leo
Leigh Biagi
Jane St. John
John Yule
Maddie
Ian Cairns
Mr. McCormack
Gwyneth Guthrie
Kilt Shop Manager
Simon Weir
Beverly’s Boyfriend
Sandy Welch
Homeless Man
David Walker
David Corey