John Cusack
Martin Q. Blank
Minnie Driver
Debi Newberry
Dan Aykroyd
Grocer
Joan Cusack
Marcella
Alan Arkin
Dr. Oatman
Hank Azaria
Steven Lardner
Jeremy Piven
Paul Spericki
Mitchell Ryan
Mr. Bart Newberry
Michael Cudlitz
Bob Destepello
Steve Pink
Terry Rostand
K. Todd Freeman
Kenneth McCullers
Doug Dearth
Eckhart
Ann Cusack
Amy
Barbara Harris
Mary Blank
Jenna Elfman
Tanya
Belita Moreno
Mrs. Kinetta
Bill Cusack
Waiter
Benny Urquidez
Felix La PuBelle
David Barrett
Bicycle Messenger
Lance Gilbert
Assassin #2
Carlos Jacott
Ken
Patrick O'Neill
Nathaniel (as Pat O'Neill)
Bobby Bass
Assistant #1
