Vinnie Jones
Big Chris
Jason Flemyng
Tom
Dexter Fletcher
Soap
Nick Moran
Eddy
Jason Statham
Bacon
Steven Mackintosh
Winston
Nicholas Rowe
J
Nick Marcq
Charles
Charles Forbes
Willie
Lenny McLean
Barry the Baptist
P.H. Moriarty
'Hatchet' Harry Lonsdale
Frank Harper
Dog
Steve Sweeney
Plank
Ronnie Fox
Mickey
Tony McMahon
John
Stephen Marcus
Nick the Greek
Vas Blackwood
Rory Breaker
Sting
JD
Jake Abraham
Dean
Rob Brydon
Traffic Warden
Vera Day
Tanya
Jimmy Flint
Don
Alan Ford
Alan / Narrator
Danny John-Jules
Barfly Jack
Victor McGuire
Gary
Andrew Tiernan
Man in Pub
Richard Vanstone
Frazer
Matthew Vaughn
Yuppy in Car
Peter McNicholl
Little Chris
Huggy Leaver
Paul
Stephen Callender-Ferrier
Lenny
Steve Collins
Boxing Gym Bouncer
Elwin 'Chopper' David
Nathan
Sydney Golder
Phil
Alex Hall
Slick
John Houchin
Doorman
Derek Howard
Policeman
Bal Jusar
Gordon
Tim Maurice-Jones
Drowning Man
Mark Mooney
Serg
Suzy Ratner
Gloria
David Reid
Samoan Jo
Graham Stevens
Policeman
James Tarbuck
John O'Driscoll
