Shawn Roberts
Tom O'Bannon
Maya Misaljevic
Grace
Joelle Farrow
Phoebe
Tara Spencer-Nairn
Barb
Michael Therriault
Gill
Kelly Penner
Mike
Samantha Helt
Christine
Marqus Bobesich
Spinhead
Jesse Buck
Bernie
Marc-André Boulanger
Meat
Dee Snider
The Head (voice)
Steven Love
Pizza Boy
John Tench
Dusty
Jimmy Limb
Slackjaw
David James Karkoulas
Loverboy
Glen Michael Grant
The Jackyl (as Glen Grant)
Holly Jade Balmer
Elise
