Chris Elliott
Chris Monsanto
Maria Christina Thayer
Susan "Susie" Wagner
Brett Gelman
Brett Mobley
Jack Wallace
Captain
Pete Gardner
Dr. Gardner
Pat Healy
Sugalski
Leon Russom
D'Alessandro
Paz de la Huerta
Tess
Pat Towne
Darren Fischer
John Getz
Bernard Moss
John Cothran
Lamar Whitley
Mark Proksch
Craig Balmer
Joe Estevez
Joe Estevez
Muse Watson
Quint Cussler
Michael D. Cohen
Spats
David Rees Snell
Gribbs
Sal Landi
Leo Prince
Gianni DeCenzo
Butch McCallister
Mary Grill
Trish
Jill Talley
Doreen
Connor Del Rio
Henry Moss
Marsha Kramer
Eleanor Moss
Graham Clarke
Kevin
Pete Antico
Dock Thug #1
Anthony N.
Dock Thug #2
Anthony Molinari
Dock Thug #3
Ralph Votrian
Narrator
Lou Volpe
Barber
Stewart Skelton
Coroner
Cesar Garcia
Perp
Paul Thomas Arnold
Leader
Paul Rae
Steve
Kate Enggren
Trampy Woman
Holland MacFallister
Wimpy Man
Rico E. Anderson
Bank Man
Rudy Villagrana
Willie Dufresne
Patrick Hume
Jake
Helen Wilson
Farmer's Wife
Ian Patrick Williams
George Washington
Bart McCarthy
Farmer #1
Cal Bartlett
Farmer #2
Adrian Sparks
Judge #2
Michael Masini
Fedora Guy #1
Will Bozarth
Fedora Guy #2
Anita Bennett
Newscaster
Ellen Michelle Monohan
Beach Woman
Leonard Kelly-Young
Milliner
David Goryl
Producer
Nick McCallum
Hip Driver
Bridey Elliott
Hostess
Peter Gannon
Mean Man
Christopher Neiman
Rightside-Up Shiner
Irene Roseen
Elderly Woman #1
Damián Delgado
Native
Bus Riley
St Peter
Jeryl Prescott
Observer #1
Jacques C. Smith
Smiling Man
Terrence Evans
Grandy
Frank Smiley
America
John Hafner
Hunky Man
Keith Gerchak
Lew
Tom Knickerbocker
Judge #1
Jennie Ventriss
Lois
Patrick Holder
Robber
Claire Jacobs
Cock-Eyed Jenny
Natasha Sims
Prostitute
Kyle C. Beach
Beach Man
Sean Andrew Bradley
Waiter
Guillermo Zamora
Caterer
Roger Bridges
Hammerhead
Shannon Welles
Elderly Woman #2
Thomas Flannery Jr.
Observer #2