John Cleese
Brian Stimpson
Alison Steadman
Gwenda Stimpson
Penelope Wilton
Pat Garden
Stephen Moore
Mr. John Jolly
Geoffrey Palmer
Headmaster
Benjamin Whitrow
Headmaster
Tony Haygarth
Ivan with the tractor
Philip Voss
Headmaster
Joan Hickson
Mrs. Ellie Trellis
Nicholas Le Prevost
Headmaster
Patrick Godfrey
Headmaster
Sharon Maiden
Laura
Nadia Sawalha
Mandy
Michael Aldridge
Prior
John Bardon
Station Master
Nick Stringer
Det. Sgt. Rice
Jonathan Bowater
Clint
John Rowe
Headmaster
Penny Leatherbarrow
Woman Teacher
Howard Lloyd-Lewis
Ted