Megan Laesch
Psycho Woman
Scott McCloud
Board Man (voice)
Jim Mackey
John Q. Cynicle / Amazing Cynicalman
Suzanne Baumann
Lizard Girl
Terence Lee Cover
Antisocialman
Andrea Toth-Salamon
Edie Haskell
Bugsy Davis
Mr. Know-It-All
Pete Trudgeon
Captain Videotape
Sean Bieri
Lone Shark
Aaron Trudgeon
Professor Quidley
Noah McMullen
Spud
Natalie Miller
Ernie
Michael Marcus
Dr. Pweent
Michelangelo Cicerone
Bernie (Acme Temp Guy)
Barb Cramer
Zombie Weatherperson
Gary Freeman
Andrew Milligan