Amy Sedaris
Jerri Blank
Stephen Colbert
Chuck Noblet
Paul Dinello
Geoffrey Jellineck
Greg Hollimon
Principal Blackman (as Gregory Holliman)
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Henry
Ian Holm
Dr. Putney
Chandra Wilson
Inmate
Deborah Rush
Sara Blank
Dan Hedaya
Guy Blank
Joseph Cross
Derrick Blank
Elisabeth Harnois
Monica
Alexis Dziena
Melissa
Carlo Alban
Megawatti
Allison Janney
Alice
Maria Christina Thayer
Tammi Littlenut
Sarah Jessica Parker
Peggy Callas
Matthew Broderick
Roger Beekman
Chris Pratt
Brason
Justin Theroux
Carlo Honklin
Kristen Johnston
Coach Divers
Ryan Donowho
Stanley (uncredited)
Dolores Duffy
Iris Puffybush
Sarah Thyre
Coach Wolf
Wallace Little
Trace