Tim Allen
Luther Krank
Jamie Lee Curtis
Nora Krank
Dan Aykroyd
Vic Frohmeyer
M. Emmet Walsh
Walt Scheel
Elizabeth Franz
Bev Scheel
Erik Per Sullivan
Spike Frohmeyer
Cheech Marin
Officer Salino
Jake Busey
Officer Treen
Austin Pendleton
Umbrella Santa / Marty
Tom Poston
Father Zabriskie
Julie Gonzalo
Blair Krank
René Lavan
Enrique Decardenal
Caroline Rhea
Candi
Felicity Huffman
Merry
Patrick Breen
Aubie
Bonita Friedericy
Jude Becker
David Hornsby
Randy Becker
Kevin Chamberlin
Mr. Scanlon
Mark Christopher Lawrence
Wes Trogden
Vernee Watson-Johnson
Dox
Arden Myrin
Daisy
Jan Hoag
Choir Director
Joe Guzaldo
Burglar
David L. Lander
Tanning Intruder
Kim Rhodes
Office Staff
Patrick O'Connor
Office Staff
Doug Cox
Neighbor #1
Matt Walsh
Neighbor #2
Andy Daly
Husband
Dawn Didawick
Shopper
Julia Roth
Cashier
J.P. Romano
Mailman
John Short
Ned Becker
Lyndon Smith
Randy Scanlon
Ryan Pfening
Gus Scanlon
Rachel L. Smith
Trish Trodgen
Cary Thompson
Manager
Taylor Block
Schoolgirl
Eryn Nicole Gonsalves
Schoolgirl
Chelsea Broussard
Schoolgirl
Paul Taylor
Fireman
