Jerry Lewis
Sidney L. Pythias
Darren McGavin
Mike Damon
Martha Hyer
Martha Henshaw
Robert Ivers
Monk
Horace McMahon
Capt. Riley
Richard Bakalyan
Artie
Joseph Corey
Harry
Mary Webster
Patricia
Milton Frome
Mr. Herman
Dave Willock
William C. Goerner
Frank Gorshin
Neighborhood Street Punk
Jefferson Dudley Searles
Mr. Crow (as Jefferson Searles)
Emile Meyer
Sgt. Kelly
