Dave Thomas
Wynn Dalton / Dwayne Gary Steckler
Mary Gross
Marcy
Mike Connors
Mike Connors
Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Dom Irrera
Detective #1
Ronny Graham
The Judge
Tracey Walter
Elton Spoole
Clint Howard
Ray Tidrow
Prince Hughes
Gary Grape 2
Ryan Stiles
Sidewalk Santa
David Fury
Bartender
Lillian Adams
Edie
Paul Feig
Gas Attendant
Lisa Canning
Self
Jeanne Bates
Nurse
Barry Diamond
Attorney
Tom Virtue
Prison Guard
Curtis Armstrong
Ivan Delbert
Sarah Carson
Kirsty Kristie
Ted Davis
A.P.B. A.D.
Rick Cramer
Hans
Lenny Hicks
Paramedic
Diane Stilwell
Barbee