Ernest Borgnine
Albert
Zachary Abel
Justin Palma
Natasha Lyonne
Mrs. Keaton
Ahney Her
Nikki
Mickey Rooney
Jerry Sherman
Sally Kellerman
Dorothy
Daniel Roebuck
Frank
Rance Howard
Chuck
Paul Sorvino
Himself
Alex Hyde-White
Preacher
Chuck McCann
Manny Melowitz
Duane Whitaker
Intimidating Inmate
Jan Rooney
Janet
Mara New
Muriel
Eric Stein
Clarence
Jessica DiCicco
Receptionist
Clint Howard
Cliff
Hal Williams
Resident Playing Cards at Casino Night
Harold Sylvester
Grim Interviewer
Jen Johnson
Typing Bikini Girl
Timothy E. Goodwin
Jail Guard
Marilyn Monrovia
Rich Woman
Vincent Albo
Group Therapist
Bryan Williams
Chris Brown
Madison Liddy
April
Sam Borowski
Man Making out with Girlfriend at fraternity party
Bill Sorvino
Arresting Officer
Mary Dimino
Gina Palma
Michael Maugeri
Hearse Driver
Dick Contino
Himself
Efram Potelle
Serious Interviewer
Janelle Gaeta
Girl Making out with Boyfriend at Party
Kevin Rushing
Large African American Man
Brian LaBelle
Police Officer #2
Ashley Schnacky
Ginger
Andrew Bellamy
Game Show Host (voice)
Steve Christopher
Mr. Johnson
Larry Delrose
Paul Palma
B.J. Hansen
Blue Man
Ron New
Toga Man