Lee Ross
Phil
Charlotte Coleman
Ros
Ron Donachie
Big Mac
Andrew Tiernan
Dog
Alan Stocks
Tone
Janet McTeer
Caroline
Trevor Peacock
Man in Cell
Sandi Toksvig
Woman in Job Centre
Victor Maddern
Frankie
Michael O'Hagan
Police Chief
Malcolm Sinclair
Estate Agent
Simon Cadell
Video Narrator (Voice)
Sidney Livingstone
Barman
Eileen Daly
Stripogram
Joan Heal
Binnie
Bob Mason
Man in Station
Ken Sharrock
Rent Man
John Dair
Fat Man
Emma Daniel
Moonbeam
Anthony Georghiou
Microcosm
Barbara Thompson
Sadie
Margaret Clifton
Lady in Furs
Michael Melia
Dustman
David Sinclair
Duty Officer