Julie Strain
Ivanna Dance / Demanda
Lloyd Kaufman
The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Masuimi Max
Sexy Asian Vampire
Kevin Eastman
Travis Dance
Jorge Garcia
Racoon Head
Randy Sklar
News Anchor
Jason Sklar
News Anchor
Debbie Rochon
Zelda Lipschitz / Herself
Joe Fleishaker
Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm
James Gunn
Himself
India Allen
Sally Sterks
Ronn Surels
Deke the Red Herring
Antonia Dorian
Larry the Stripper
Ron Jeremy
Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)
Trey Parker
Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)
Ted Raimi
Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)
Ramzi Abed
Guy at the Party
Eli Roth
Party Goer
Stephen Blackehart
Himself (uncredited)
Arban Ornelas
Soul Stripper (as Arban)
Rob Zazzali
Timmy
Joel Himelhoch
Chief Doublestump
Elwood Carlisle
Private Dick Sam Black
Elizabeth Johnson
James' Assistant
Isabelle Stephen
Lesbian Art Student #1
Kelli Powers
Lesbian Art Student #2
Jamie Greco
Surly Crack-Head Trannie
Timothy Muskatell
Guy Who Finds the Space Ship
Josh Taylor
Fake Zit Guy
John Williamette
Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy
Adam Jahnke
Purse Snatcher
James Ojala
Monster Meat
Paul Salamoff
Office Chair Victim
Kevin Thigpen
Black Guy #2
Gared Williams
Bouncer
Trent Haaga
Guy at the Party
Lizzy Strain
Party Goer
Doug Sakmann
Party Goer
Crystal Cartwright
Woman on Balcony (uncredited)