Jamie Shannon
Gordie
Deborah Theaker
Judy
Paul Bellini
Gordie's Dad
Sarain Boylan
Heidi
Elva Mai Hoover
Auntie Charity
Alex Karzis
Slim
Dan Lett
Liam Burbage
Daniel MacIvor
Mr. Taupe
Shelly Mars
Rita
Mark McKinney
Alien Doctor
Dan Redican
The Saddest Man in the World
Scott Thompson
J.D. Wood
Maria Vacratsis
Auntie Prudence
Stuart Bailey
Andy Warhol
Christine Bellini
Marge
Bruce Deller
Mr. Black Laquer
Marc Hickox
Emile
Bruce La Bruce
Mr. Chartreuse
Steve McKay
Speedo (voice)
Trout McNally
Baby
Jeff Rogers
Trevor