Carol Burnett
Narrator (voice)
Danny DeVito
George Johnson (voice)
Carrie Fisher
Alice Conway (voice)
Rhea Perlman
Rose Johnson (voice)
Henry Winkler
Carl Conway (voice)
Gini Holtzman
Mary O'Connell (voice)
Jeremy Schoenberg
Joey Fabrizio (voice)
Carl Steven
Woody Coleman (voice) (as Carl Stevens)
Brett Johnson
What's-His-Name (voice)
Keri Houlihan
Molly's Daughter (voice)
June Foray
Bill Scott
Cassandra Coblentz
Molly Conway (voice)
Danny Colby
Tommy Johnson (voice)
Karrie Ullman
Darlene Kashitani (voice)
Dana Ferguson
Dom Fabrizio (voice)