Jerry O'Connell
Charlie (voice)
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Gidget (voice)
Rob Schneider
Jose (voice)
Danny Trejo
Vinnie P (voice)
Malcolm McDowell
Oliver (voice)
Keith David
The Wise Bartender
Dolph Lundgren
Victor von Manure
Tyler Hollinger
Robert
Isadora Swann
Jenna
Nicholas Turturro
Benny
Sara Lindsey
Holly
Stelio Savante
Lenny
Peter Looney
Grandpa Peter
Eric Roberts
CEO Bill
Joshua Lou Friedman
Detective Tom Foolery
Renee Dorian
Jennifer
Tyler Sabino
Edmond
Courtney Lauren Penn
Madeline
Marlon Young
Narrator (voice) (uncredited)
Christopher Frontiero
Johnson
Zena Gaynes
Granny
Brandon Burrows
Officer Duewrong
Christopher Zuckert
Rookie Mailman
Steven C. Bennett
Veteran Mailman
Allegra Lucchesi
Michelle
Myke Michaels
Corwin
Ellie Panger
Granny's Granddaughter