Sean Hayes
Larry
Will Sasso
Curly
Chris Diamantopoulos
Moe
Jane Lynch
Mother Superior
Sofía Vergara
Lydia
Jennifer Hudson
Sister Rosemary
Craig Bierko
Mac
Stephen Collins
Mr. Harter
Larry David
Sister Mary-Mengele
Kirby Heyborne
Teddy
Carly Craig
Mrs. Harter
Kate Upton
Sister Bernice
Marianne Leone Cooper
Sister Ricarda
Brian Doyle-Murray
Monsignor Ratliffe
Mike Sorrentino
The Situation
Snooki
Snooki
JWoww
JWoww
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
Ronnie
Samantha Giancola
Sammi
Skyler Gisondo
Young Moe
Lance Chantiles-Wertz
Young Larry
Robert Capron
Young Curly
Max Charles
Peezer
Isaiah Mustafa
Moe's Hip Executive
Steve Tyler
Camera Man
Patty Ross
Head Nurse
Emy Coligado
Ling
Mark Kogan
Executive
Jackie Flynn
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson
Sandra Dorsey
Heavyset Woman
Vince Canlas
Japanese Chef
Ric Reitz
Jon Hamm
Sayed Badreya
Orderly
Pam Smith
Woman Reporter
Kyla Kenedy
Balloon Girl
Erin Allin O'Reilly
Nun
Caitlin Colford
Nun
Patricia French
Laundry Worker
Roy Jenkins
Officer Mycroft
Lin Shaye
Nurse Crotchet
Myron Parker Wright
Orphan
Reid Meadows
Weezer
Abby Goldberg
Dancer
Dwight Howard
Dwight Howard
Antonio Sabàto, Jr.
Handsome Guy #1
Jeremy Ambler
Zoo Protester (uncredited)
Mark Axelowitz
Doctor Gray (uncredited)
Hannah Marie Bailey
Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Matthew Cardarople
Camera Guy (uncredited)
Addy Miller
Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Katherine Neslund
Woman on Street (uncredited)
Richard Tavernaro
Doorman (uncredited)
Avalon Robbins
Murph
Jake Peck
Young Teddy
Ray Collins
Carbunkle
Caryl Lippman West
Maid
Debbie Walker
Terrified Nun
Michael L. Kuhn
Tour Guide
Mariann Neary
Nun
Jesse Farrelly
Gangbanger
Barry Guy
Staple in Hat Guy
Matthew L. Collins
Policeman #3
Jonathan S. Kennedy
Party Security
J.R. Fondessy
Orphan
Lee Armstrong
Officer Armstrong
Danny Smith
French Chef
Tanner Baker
Skateboarder (uncredited)
Chance Bartels
Party Guest (uncredited)
Tim Blanchard
Valet (uncredited)
Beth Blevins
Bus Patron (uncredited)
William R. Brock
Party Guest (uncredited)
Tiffany Burke
Nun (uncredited)
Brett Lee Clark
Party Guest (uncredited)
Greg Crews
Bartender (uncredited)
Craig Crumpton
Party Guest (uncredited)
Brent Duffey
Pinkberry Employee (uncredited)
Apple Farrelly
Child #2 (as Apple Kocsis)
Delonte Harris
Zoo Kid (uncredited)
DJ Harris
Zoo Kid (uncredited)
Landon Hoffman
Orphan (uncredited)
Jade Nicolette
Modern Day Golfing Orphan (uncredited)
Shannon Reis
Lydia's Friend (uncredited)
Joel Rogers
Upscale Party Guy (uncredited)
Timothy Scott
Party Guest (uncredited)
Steve Warren
Party Guest (uncredited)
Marvin E. West
Party Guest (uncredited)
