Adrian Edmondson
Dennis Carter
Jennifer Saunders
Lesley Reynolds
Peter Richardson
Harvey Duncan
Robbie Coltrane
Det. Sgt. Troy
Nigel Planer
Gunter
Keith Allen
Wong
Dawn French
Andrea
Daniel Peacock
Jim Jarvis
Ronald Allen
Commander Robertson
Alexei Sayle
Motorbike Cop
Michael Elphick
Constable Collins
Marika Rivera
B&B Lady
Lanah P
Lana
Kevin Allen
Shop Assistant
Patrick Durkin
Constable Franks
Rita Treisman
Mrs Carter
Neil Cunningham
Hotel Waiter
David Beard
DJ
Rebecca Harold
Sarah, 'The Daughter'
Alexander Harold
Damien, 'The Son'