Jennifer Coolidge
Cookie Richardson
Heather Matarazzo
Jessica Simpson
Reid Shapiro
Sno Cone patron
John Waters
Leslie Jordan
Bruce
Laura Spencer
Kimmy
Deborah Theaker
Raquel Spedgewick
Brett Donowho
Army Man #1
Sheril Rodgers
Bus Statiuon Patron (uncredited)
Ryan Boggus
Mangus Spedgwick
Melissa Nassauer
Audition Hopeful
Greyson Moore
Parade Waver