Leslie Nielsen
Ryan Harrison
Richard Crenna
Fergus Falls
Kelly LeBrock
Lauren Goodhue
Melinda McGraw
Cass Lake
Aaron Pearl
Sean Laughrea
Ben Immanuel
Sergeant Orono
Sandra Bernhard
Doctor Fridley
Michael York
Hibbing Goodhue
Gerard Plunkett
Sir Robert McKintyre
Duncan Fraser
Sergeant McMacDonald
John Walsh
Self
Chick Hearn
Basketball Announcer
Brian Arnold
Dan Clellan the News Reporter
Guy Bews
Security Guard #1
Mary Black
Woman with I.V.
Alex Diakun
Roman
Rob Daprocida
Security Guard #1
Adrien Dorval
Proctor
Ellie Harvie
Ruth the News Anchor
Noah Heney
Parking Attendant
Ellen Kennedy
Bow in the Eye Musician
Mina E. Mina
Arab Diplomat
Charles Payne
Paramedic #1
Pat Proft
Window Technician
Veena Sood
Nurse
Ingrid Tesch
Reporter #4
French Tickner
Doctor in ICU
Leslie Jones
Sergeant Tina Bagley
Maury Hannigan
Commissioner Hannigan
Lamb Chop
Self
Michael S. Bolton
T.V. Stage Manager
Jacques Bourassa
Teenager with Backpack
Ken Boyd
Usher
Alexander Boynton
Security Guard #2
Johnathon Bruce
Hospital Janitor
Rick Burgess
Prisoner
Charn Gandam
Bus Convict
Brian Cochrane
Cop #1
Arthur Corber
Percussionist
Ric Cross
Ben Hurr Oarsman
Cory Dagg
Reporter #3
Thea Nielsen Disney
Party Guest #2
Mark Fox
Butcher
Mark Francis
Abe Lincoln
Christopher L. Gibson
Paramedic
Calvin Guo
Japanese Gardener
Michelle Hart
Reporter #2
Ingrid Henningsen
Party Guest Out of Focus
Derek Hurst
Patient with Liquid Ears
Maura Nielsen Kaplan
Party Guest #1
P.J. Lespance
Yo Yo Double
Wallace Lueng
Conductor
Bev Martin
Mary Lincoln
Kanlayaporn Neelaphamorn
Party Guest #3
Barbaree Earl Nielsen
Fainting Pedestrian
Robin Nielsen
Party Waiter
Jason Payn
Wanted Poster Boy
David Prestley
Paramedic
Marco Roy
Paramedic #2
Patty Sachs
Waitress At Crash Site
Yôko Sakai
Reporter #1
Bill Tarling
Bus Convict
Stephen Tibbetts
Patient
Ken Vils
Detective Van Atter
Henry O. Watson
Mayor Stopka