Leslie Nielsen
Mr. Quincy Magoo
Kelly Lynch
Luanne LeSeur / Prunella Pegula
Matt Keeslar
Waldo Magoo
Nick Chinlund
Bob Morgan
Stephen Tobolowsky
Agent FBI Chuck Stupak
Ernie Hudson
Agent CIA Gus Anders
Jennifer Garner
Stacey Sampanahoditra
Malcolm McDowell
Austin Cloquet
Miguel Ferrer
Ortega Peru
L. Harvey Gold
Schmitt
John Tierney
Hebzinski
Terence Kelly
McManus
Dolores Drake
Female Tourist
Frank C. Turner
Ralston - Stage Manager
Robert Metcalfe
Desk Clerk
Jerry Wasserman
Javier
Art Irizawa
Gosha
Monique Rusu
Rosita
Danny Steele
Tenor
Claire Riley
Newswoman
