Rodney Dangerfield
Himself
Jerry Hauck
Buddy
Alex Veadov
Pizza Man
Harvey J. Alperin
Ice Cream Man
Robert Ruth
Priest 2
Susan Cardillo
Sonia
Susan Lubeck
Glyniss
James Newman
Mr. Etiquette
Derek Mark Lochran
Golf Marshall
James R. Sweeney
Dr. Buttman
Charlene Simpson
Mrs. Buttman
Karan Schuster
Mother
Gordon Wells
Priest 1